Monday, June 10, 2013

We NEED an Intervention

Now I'm not hating on Provo or anything, but I was just here this last weekend and I could not help but notice that EVERYONE looks the same. Literally, EVERYONE looks the same. Not "figuratively" and no exaggeration lol.

 The girls all dress alike and do their hair the same. The guys all dress alike and do their hair the same. I used to live here so it's not like this is news to me, but I've never been able to figure out why. I mean is it  a coincidence that everyone happens to look the same or does everyone get together once a week to plan out their wardrobe?

This must be the case. Or maybe there was a memo that I never heard about with the dress requirements for Provo. I honestly would like to know what the deal is. Does no one have a mind of their own? I mean is it really necessary for everyone to do the same thing? Maybe I'm not being fair though. Maybe people are unaware that there is more than one place to shop.

Whatever the case, there needs to be an intervention. It has become a serious problem and we need to get to the root of this problem and fix it. I'm here to say that it is no longer acceptable and I would really appreciate it if everyone could just have a mind of their own. I can only handle seeing so much of the same outfit and hairstyle. It needs to stop. If you have any suggestions for fixing this problem please let me know. The future of Provo depends on it.